More stuff what happened: Part the First
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I’m intrigued by this one millimetre thick synthetic meat they’ve grown in a Dutch lab; I make turkey twizzlers and I didn’t know you could get meat that substantial.
I’m pleased American road-safety officials are investigating better in-car technology. As a committed dogger I’ve long been on the lookout for some wipers for the inside of my windscreen.
Now that Sean Penn has stated that the UK should give the Falklands back to Argentina, is it not time we also gave the Isle of Wight back to the 1950s?
Just thought I’d let you know that after he went missing following the kerfuffle with boxer Dereck Chisora, I found David Haye in a stack of needles.
Following rating agency Moodys warning, I tried downgrading my remote control from triple-A to double-A, but they’re bigger batteries and wouldn’t fit!
The seeds that were lost in the frozen wastes of Siberia 30,000 years ago before being found and grown into flowers have been reunited with their original owner, Bruce Forsyth, who dropped them as a lad after getting lost on his way back from the allotment.
Following the news that users of Megaupload.com will have trouble accessing their files, Megadownload.com has this week come to the rescue.
An opinion is like saying Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch… it’s worth spending some time formulating it in your head so that you can get it across perfectly but still no-one is impressed.
Opinions are like windows… we keep the filthy ones hidden.